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Rob: You don't have any large FedEx boxes, do you?
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Me: No, just those small ones.
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Rob: Damn you!
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Me: Hey! I do so much for you! You don't appreciate me!
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Rob: That's not true. If I didn't appreciate you I wouldn't be able to say "Damn you!" I'd just slink away.
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Me: Well, I guess that's right.
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Rob: Ok. Now shut up.