Email exchange between me and the guy who moved into my old apartment (who owes me money)
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Me: I'm not totally clear on how PayPal works, but I do have an account, so if you know what to do then please proceed!
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Him: I think a small gerbil delivers the check through the internet, which is really just a series of tubes. I'm not sure. But we'll figure it out.
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Me: In that case, I'm guessing I'll need to take the DVD out of my computer's drive. That's where the cash comes out, right?
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Him: Definitely take the DVD out, so the PayPal Gerbil can put the check in and then the computer can print all the money. If you need help setting up the money printer, just ask the Gerbil. He doubles as a GeekSquad guy on the weekends.
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Me: Damn it, the internet is incredible!
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Him: SCIENCE!
